Help! Internet Intervention Needed...

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Yesterday our internet connection was down.  Ordinarily, that doesn't bother me too much.  I view it as a good excuse for not being online.

Not yesterday.

I was beside myself.

I knew I was in deep doo when at one point I actually sat in front of my monitor, stared at my modem, and was willing the "internet" light to spring to life.

It didn't.

By late evening I was in a mini-rage at Frontier Communications.  All I could think was, "You've got one damn job to do - DO IT!

Send help!  Please...

Today is primary voting day in Idaho.  Thank goodness since one more robo-call or political card in my mailbox will break me.

Prayers for Melania Trump and Harry Reid (yeah - I know the guy's a dick, but we don't wish ill on peeps. It's bad juju)



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How much TV do you watch?...

according to a Nielsen ratings study, the average American watches 38.5 hours of television every week. 

How the hell do these people find time to be on the internet?

Future Headline

Lifeless Body of Internet Addict Found

A woman's body was found with her rear patoot melted into the nylon upholstery of her office chair. When she was located by the authorities, her hand was still curved around the cordless mouse on her desk. According to the medical examiner, it appears she expired while trying to keep up with her Google Reader.

Neighbors said she was quiet and seldom seen. If they had any idea they would have gotten help for her.

For her death to happen on the very day that the first internet addiction center opened in Fall City, WA, not far from her home in Idaho is ironic, to say the least (and very, very sad!)

The name of the deceased is being withheld until next of kin are notified.

I'll see you all tomorrow!