stat! Yesterday our internet connection was down.  Ordinarily, that doesn't bother me too much.  I view it as a good excuse for not be...

according to a Nielsen ratings study , the average American watches 38.5 hours of television every week.  How the hell do these people fin...

Lifeless Body of Internet Addict Found A woman's body was found with her rear patoot melted into the nylon upholstery of her office chai...