Thursday, March 11, 2010

 Are you a Democrat, a Republican, or a Redneck?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:

 You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.

 Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you,  screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

 You are carrying a Colt 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.

You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family

What do you do?


Democrat's Answer

 Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
What does the law say about this situation?
Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
 Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound  me?
 If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
 Should I call 9-1-1?
 Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such  behavior.
 This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.

 Republican's Answer:


 Redneck's Answer:


(Sounds of reloading)

 Daughter: 'Nice grouping, Daddy!  Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow

 Son: 'Can I shoot the next one?!'
 Wife: 'You ain't taking that thing to the Taxidermist!'


Anonymous said...

I am not American and am grateful our gun laws prohibit gun ownership in most circumstances.

However, having said that, I am a crack shot and it appears that according to this test, if I were in America I would be considered a Republican with Redneck tendencies!

Cheers :)

MightyMom said...

I got that email awhile back.

ain't it great??

I'm proud to be a Redneck!

Abbey's Road said...

Let's put it this way, I DEFINITELY NOT a Dem!

Agnes B. Bullock said...

I am a Republican Redneck and proud of it!!!!

Old Bob said...

I'm a cross between Republican and Redneck, leaning toward Redneck. Gotta make sure he's dead.

Anonymous said...

The link says it all.

You need to assess the situation first.

Adrienne said...

Bob, Abbey, Agnes, MM, anon - I'm in good company.

Adrienne said...

Hi hospitalguy - great clip and fits the situation. I forgot about that scene. Thanks for reminding me...