Before I plant those tomatoes, how about some Paul Ryan...

to start your day.

 "We had to run against his empty promises. Now we are seeing big government in practice. Now we are seeing the arrogance, the cronyism in practice in this second term. And that is even uglier than big government in theory. This is what is disturbing about this. We had a challenge to campaign against empty rhetoric, now the country is seeing what this kind of big unlimited government does in practice."

Dan Pfeiffer on the morning shows: "Where Obama was on 9/11/2012 is irrelevant"...

Disclaimer:  I never watch the talking heads on Sunday morning opting instead to shove bamboo sticks under my nails.

I will give Pfeiffer high marks for talking really, really fast without managing to say anything. 

When all else fails, Pfeiffer claims the "I'm offended" meme. 

Really?  I wonder how "offended" those 4 dead men are?

I'm going to go plant tomatoes.