I couldn't make this up in a gazillion years.

This woman, highly touted by the libtard set, had this to say about Melania Trump. I've interjected my comments in red.

And wait until you see the fashion icon.

Oh, Melania.

In the words of the late, great Lou Reed, you “couldn’t hit it sideways.” (Wow! Nothing like quoting from an obscene song that no respectable person should even be aware of that references being unable to hit a vein (sideways) for the next drug hit.) First the now–First Lady (perhaps unwittingly) plagiarizes Michelle Obama in her convention speech, (no proof of that) then she takes as her platform a crusade against bullying—when she is married to unquestionably the greatest cyber bully in political history (your opinion doesn't count)—and now this!

This morning, Mrs. Trump boarded Air Force One wearing a pair of towering pointy-toed snakeskin heels (I think they were plain leather) better suited to a shopping afternoon on Madison Avenue or a girls’ luncheon at La Grenouille. (I highly doubt Melania Trump has the time, now or in the past, for the useless time waster of hanging with a bunch of girlfriends at Grenouille.)

While the nation is riveted (obviously only the dirt people were riveted because you were busy looking at Melania's shoes) by images of thousands of Texans wading with their possessions, their pets, their kids, in chest-high water, desperately seeking refuge; while a government official recommend that those who insist on sheltering in place write their names and social security numbers on their arms, Melania Trump is heading to visit them in footwear that is a challenge to walk in on dry land. (maybe for you it's a challenge, but many of us, myself included, have no problem wearing heels)

A spokesperson says she has other shoes to change into on the plane—and one sincerely hopes (you've never sincerely hoped for anything in your entire life) there is a pair of leopard-print Wellies-in-waiting to get her from the tarmac to the limo. But what kind of message does a fly-in visit from a First Lady in sky-high stilettos send to those suffering the enormous hardship, the devastation of this natural disaster? (What message does it send that you even bothered to notice Melania's footwear when so many people are suffering?)

And why, oh why, can’t this administration get anything, even a pair of shoes, right? (Au contraire, you messy ignorant aberration - this administration is doing just fine.)

Let's meet Lynn:

Ready?