What the hell is Michelle Obama wearing as she arrives in Japan?...

to embark on a five-day visit to Japan and Cambodia to highlight cooperation on helping girls finish their educations.

Because we all know how much the Japanese dislike education while we breed some of the dumbest kids in the world.

How many millions are the taxpayers being charged for her and her daughters to enjoy yet another spring break vacation?

If you can tell me what that thing is around her waist you could win a big prize - or not. 

I'm going to Costco for a palate cleanser.