Monday, October 21, 2013

Obama um, er, ah talks about the wonderful roll out of Obamacare...

a summation:

He's got a bunch of goofy looking people standing behind him clapping when they're told to.

He's hired more people for the call centers costing the tax payers even more money.

Oh, wow.  "If you've gotten stuck on the website, don't worry - we'll contact you in the next few weeks."

"It's going to get fixed."  (Clap, clap, clap, clap.)

"Even with the problems with the website, it's still easier than buying insurance the old fashioned way."

Okay - time to vilify the GOP.  Right on schedule.

It's their fault!!!  (Clap, clap, clap, clap.)

This is about making sure everyone has insurance.  (Clap, clap, clap, clap.)

Now we're swinging into his shuck and jive accent.

Whoopee!   Let's read a letter from a happy customer.  (Clap, clap, clap, clap.)

"The law works."  (Clap, clap, clap, clap.)

Woman fainting behind him is hauled off... (Clap, clap, clap, clap.)

Health care is a right.  (Clap, clap, clap, clap.)

What an absolute dope he is.

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