Mooch raids the jewlery section of WalMart in hot pursuit of shiny objects...

what in hell is all that crap hanging around her neck??

Holy Carp!

US First Lady Michelle Obama awaits the arrival of British Prime Minister David Cameron and his wife, Samantha Cameron, prior to a State Dinner as part of an official visit on the North Portico of the White House in Washington, DC, March 14, 2012.

Obummer liked the look so much he stepped all over her dress.  Keep it classy...