A public service announcement of much seriousness from Mr. Pinko of iOwnTheWorld

A Pinko-less iOwnTheWorld

It was around 1:45a.m. Ms. Pinko was fast asleep and I did not want to wake her up. I work into the night and snack almost every night. I try to eat healthy; fruits, nuts, vegetables. Sometimes unhealthy, ice cream or sorbet.
Last night, I ate a watermelon chunk and it got lodged in my throat. For a few seconds I thought to myself, no big deal, it will go down. It didn’t. Panic, quickly overcame me. I couldn’t take a breathe. My next thought, run down stairs so I wouldn’t wake up Ms. Pinko. I didn’t want her asking questions while I turned blue in front of her trying to sign what the hell was going on. It would just take away precious seconds to act.

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