Obama sighted at White House, Oooops! Mistake!

Obama is in Texas? Holy carp! I thought he was in Louisiana. Oh nope - he was in San Francisco.  What the heck is wrong with that man? Can't he just stay in the White House? 

Obama stated once that he thought riding around in  Air Force One was really "cool."  I've got a great idea.  Why don't you just visit the plane every day? Slip into your natty Air Force One jacket.  Maybe have the WH kitchen pack some arugula and fine wine.  You can sit on the tarmac, make zoom, zoom noises and pretend you are wasting tens of millions of dollars and polluting the atmosphere you claim to be so worried about.  Maybe the pilot will even let you sit in the cockpit. How cool would that be?