Friday, October 16, 2009

Obama sighted at White House, Oooops! Mistake!

Obama is in Texas? Holy carp! I thought he was in Louisiana. Oh nope - he was in San Francisco.  What the heck is wrong with that man? Can't he just stay in the White House? 


Obama stated once that he thought riding around in  Air Force One was really "cool."  I've got a great idea.  Why don't you just visit the plane every day? Slip into your natty Air Force One jacket.  Maybe have the WH kitchen pack some arugula and fine wine.  You can sit on the tarmac, make zoom, zoom noises and pretend you are wasting tens of millions of dollars and polluting the atmosphere you claim to be so worried about.  Maybe the pilot will even let you sit in the cockpit. How cool would that be? 

9 comments:

X said...

Maybe they can fly over the Rocky Mountains and give him a parachute....that doesn't open...oops...did I say that out loud?!

Fr. John Mary, ISJ said...

Oh boy!
If I wasn't "fresh" from the Sacrament of Penance, I might really wail on this one...Jesus, help me!
He's a little boy in a grown-up job.
Narcissist; liar; play-to-the-crowd (of whatever group he happens to be in front of).
He needs help, big-time.

Corey said...

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Mark D. said...

Now, don't begudge our president one of the true pleasures of the office -- the jet and all its trappings. It helps to foster the imperial tone of the office, you know.

Of course, the jacket doesn't hurt, either.

Adrienne said...

Angela - cut off the rip cord...

Adrienne said...

Nazareth Priest - breath deeply into a paper bag with your head between you knees. You'll be ok. I promise...

Adrienne said...

Mark - the jacket is the pièce de résistance ...

I say impeach him now and put us all out of our misery!

Joe said...

Impeach him for what?

Cut the ripcord? I realize y'all are joking but I'd be a little careful about what you say.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, but I just so much agree with you. He's is just so funny! We all over the world amuse ourselves; but - alas! we look at him in awe! What will be his next destructive steps!?