Friday, October 2, 2009

I've been sleeping with Stacy McCain

I know, I know, that's pretty horrifying coming from a long time married devout Catholic. And Stacy, the cad, has a lovely wife and kids that look up to him. But I figured if David Letterman could come clean, well, I should fess up too.

The worse part of this sordid tale is my husband knows and has encouraged this liaison. He even instigated  Stacy and I spending the night together.  Now how freaky deaky is that?? To maintain delicacy I've removed myself from the picture of us in bed together. This was taken this morning after arising.  The picture is below the "fold" for those that can't handle this sort of thing.

To deflect interest from this breaking story, Stacy is claiming other more sordid scandals in this post and claiming to be a happily married man.  Yeah, right Stacy!!









I guess it could have been worse. At least Michelle Malkin hadn't joined us.








7 comments:

Robert Stacy McCain said...

You forgot to mention that, by taking Donkey Cons to bed with you, you're also sleeping with Lynn Vincent. And given your promiscuous reading habits, I'm sure that by Thanksgiving, you'll have Sarah Palin in your bed. Probably Thomas Sowell, too. NTTAWWT. IYKWIMAITYD.

I have to admit, Adrienne, I'm kind of hurt to learn about your right-wing reading orgies. You promised me I was the only one . . . Guess it's true what they say about those Catholic Girls Gone Wild, huh?

It's probably only a matter of time before you start reading Edmund Burke and Friedrich Hayek --intellectual necrophilia!

Robert Stacy McCain said...

Oh, and a true confession of my own: When I was a freshman in college, one of our assigned readings was In Cold Blood so . . .

I WENT TO BED WITH TRUMAN CAPOTE!

Don't judge me.

Michele said...

well, since we are being so honest here, i went to bed with steven erikson! (malazan tales of the fallen) stephen king at one time in my younger years, maeve binchy, oh my goodness! :D

Adrienne said...

Stacy - Guilty. I'm chipping around with Hayek right now. But you'll always be number one! Promise (said the spider to the fly.

You and Truman make a cute couple...

Adrienne said...

Marilena - Why you shameless hussy!

Michele said...

lol:D

Left Coast Rebel said...

Sheer brilliance, you made my morning!