Friday, October 2, 2009

I've been sleeping with Stacy McCain

I know, I know, that's pretty horrifying coming from a long time married devout Catholic. And Stacy, the cad, has a lovely wife and kids that look up to him. But I figured if David Letterman could come clean, well, I should fess up too.

The worse part of this sordid tale is my husband knows and has encouraged this liaison. He even instigated  Stacy and I spending the night together.  Now how freaky deaky is that?? To maintain delicacy I've removed myself from the picture of us in bed together. This was taken this morning after arising.  The picture is below the "fold" for those that can't handle this sort of thing.

To deflect interest from this breaking story, Stacy is claiming other more sordid scandals in this post and claiming to be a happily married man.  Yeah, right Stacy!!









I guess it could have been worse. At least Michelle Malkin hadn't joined us.