Showing posts with label cataract surgery. Show all posts
Showing posts with label cataract surgery. Show all posts

Thursday, June 7, 2018

Horrors! Melania Trump not seen for TWENTY SEVEN DAYS...

scream the headlines.

May I remind the commie/marxist/libtards, who are busy spinning fantastical tales over where Melania has been - including the President having beat her (I kid you not), that until the pushy obnoxious overbearing in-your-face Michelle Obama hit the front page, first ladies were not shoved down our throat on a daily basis.

First ladies acted like ladies, stayed in the background, and except for their pet projects like literacy, did not display themselves in a classless manner.  

They didn't parade around wearing clothing unsuitable for a trip to Wallyworld, shake their booties on trashy daytime television, or were ever filmed shoving food in their pie holes and rolling their eyes in public.

I didn't vote for Melania Trump.  I voted for Donald Trump, but am pleased beyond measure that Melania is an exemplary first lady. 



How about a palate cleanser?


You're welcome.


Cataracts...

if you have 'em - get rid of them NOW.

Seriously - I had no idea of how bad my vision was.

Check up number one this morning after first surgery.  Everything is as it should be.

And to my commie/marxist/libtard relatives who were hoping against hope that the surgery would go badly and I would be rendered blind - sorry to disappoint you.






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