Yesterday I did whole lobsters and lobster tails at work. I've discovered it's a lot of fun to play with a thawed out lobster. The kids love the "lobster dance" and the adults like the instructions on how to deal with cleaning a lobster.
You know the rules while I'm gone.
Play nice, use your inside voices, and keep the sand in the sandbox. Since this is a conservative home, there is no need to "share" your toys.
Actually, screw the romance and give me the bacon roses.
