Showing posts with label Obama speech. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Obama speech. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Obama: Little man sock puppet president ribbon cutter doing the bidding of his masters...

wondering when his next tee time is.
"We will hunt down terrorists who threaten our country, wherever they are," Obama declared in a prime-time address to the nation from the White House. "This is a core principle of my presidency: If you threaten America, you will find no safe haven."

No you won't, you SCoaMF.

They're walking across our Southern borders unimpeded because of your orders.

Obama is giving a speech tonight...

allow me to summarize in advance.

My fellow Americans, um, uh, you know, ah, ah, ah

Islam is the religion of peace uh, uh, um...

and

I'm really upset about ISIL or ISIS or EYE SORE, uh, ah, ah, whatever is...

which has nothing, ya know, to do with Islam

which has helped build our wonderful country...

and, ya know

I'm speaking, ah, ah, in all truth tonight

if, uh , um, the Republicans would quit saying we maybe, um, er, ya know, left Iraq too soon...

and, ya know, um, er, no boots on the ground...

ISIL is not a threat, um, ah, ah, ah, ya know

because, um, ah, ah, it's all Bush's fault...

and, um

I'm really, really angry

also, ah, ah...

really sad about those heads that were, um, um, liberated from their bodies

ya know...

we'll be sending, ah, ah, ah a strongly worded letter

to whoever these foul, um, and nasty, ah, ah, people are...

and, allow me to say, um, ya know

I do have a strategy...

but, ah, ah...

it's a secret.
















Thursday, June 14, 2012

Obama to give speech today on economy...

or something. Yawn...

Is he planning on telling us how "fine the private sector is doing?"

And then, wait for it, he's heading to Manhattan for a 40K 80K per person fund raiser just in time to make the rush hour commute a living hell for the citizens.   The party throwers are Anna Wintour and Sarah Jessica Parker.

 These women are seriously creepy looking.



So, how fine is the economy doing?






This fine: