Showing posts with label Fake News Awards. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Fake News Awards. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 17, 2018

Fake News Awards: Trump is like your favorite fun uncle...

who told you jokes, tickled you, and fed you candy.

Can you remember when the people of the great U.S. of A have had this much fun?

After 8 years of a scold in the WH, we've earned the fun.

Below are the winners of the 2017 Fake News Awards:
1. The New York Times’ Paul Krugman claimed on the day of President Trump’s historic, landslide victory that the economy would never recover.
2. ABC News’ Brian Ross CHOKES and sends markets in a downward spiral with false report.
3. CNN FALSELY reported that candidate Donald Trump and his son Donald J. Trump, Jr. had access to hacked documents from WikiLeaks.
4. TIME FALSELY reported that President Trump removed a bust of Martin Luther King, Jr. from the Oval Office.
5. Washington Post FALSELY reported the President’s massive sold-out rally in Pensacola, Florida was empty. Dishonest reporter showed picture of empty arena HOURS before crowd started pouring in.
6. CNN FALSELY edited a video to make it appear President Trump defiantly overfed fish during a visit with the Japanese prime minister. Japanese prime minister actually led the way with the feeding.
7. CNN FALSELY reported about Anthony Scaramucci’s meeting with a Russian, but retracted it due to a “significant breakdown in process.”
8. Newsweek FALSELY reported that Polish First Lady Agata Kornhauser-Duda did not shake President Trump’s hand.
9. CNN FALSELY reported that former FBI Director James Comey would dispute President Trump’s claim that he was told he is not under investigation.
10. The New York Times FALSELY claimed on the front page that the Trump administration had hidden a climate report.
11. And last, but not least: “RUSSIA COLLUSION!” Russian collusion is perhaps the greatest hoax perpetrated on the American people. THERE IS NO COLLUSION!

Trump's Fake News Awards Today on Twitter and what I discovered yesterday...

I discovered that you do not put a bumper cover for a 2008 Sonata inside the Sonata to which it will affixed in the future.

Short Form:

I ordered a rear bumper cover off of ebay (already painted in the proper color) for my car.
It had to be picked up at FedEx Ground in the Industrial Park in Spokane Valley since it was "oversized" and they couldn't even get it to Couer d'Alene.
Two FexEx employees and I worked for an hour to find a way to get that in the car.
No dice
So today, I drive back to Spokane with the van (as soon as we jump it) to try again.
On the upside the FedEx employees said it as the best wrapped bumper cover they've ever seen.


Fake News Awards


The lying, fallacious, mendacious, odious, loathsome, malicious, vile, obnoxious, evil, and arrogant left is having a complete meltdown.  That really is all you need to know.

Score one for the red team!







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