allow me to summarize in advance.
My fellow Americans, um, uh, you know, ah, ah, ah
Islam is the religion of peace uh, uh, um...
and
I'm really upset about ISIL or ISIS or EYE SORE, uh, ah, ah, whatever is...
which has nothing, ya know, to do with Islam
which has helped build our wonderful country...
and, ya know
I'm speaking, ah, ah, in all truth tonight
if, uh , um, the Republicans would quit saying we maybe, um, er, ya know, left Iraq too soon...
and, ya know, um, er, no boots on the ground...
ISIL is not a threat, um, ah, ah, ah, ya know
because, um, ah, ah, it's all Bush's fault...
and, um
I'm really, really angry
also, ah, ah...
really sad about those heads that were, um, um, liberated from their bodies
ya know...
we'll be sending, ah, ah, ah a strongly worded letter
to whoever these foul, um, and nasty, ah, ah, people are...
and, allow me to say, um, ya know
I do have a strategy...
but, ah, ah...
it's a secret.
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