The Obama administrations 160 page directive to oversee the snacks in schools makes me wish I was still in school. I would be making a fortune selling the good stuff to the other kids. It's how I roll...An adaptation of F. Paul Wilson's classic science fiction short story "Lipidleggin'," originally published in Isaac Asimov's Science Fiction Magazine in 1978. The story has been reprinted many times, and stands as a wonderful morality fable about the unintended, sometimes humorous and bizarre consequences of government regulation.
H/T Bruce McQuain - and we thank him!