Air Force One crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in
force, with EMT's, fire fighters, ambulances, deputies, etc.
the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a
burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains
of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as
if nothing had happened. The sheriff rushed over to the farmer's tractor
and yelled, "Hank, did you see this horrible accident happen?" Hank
answered, "Yep, sho did," as he turned off the tractor's engine.
sheriff then asked, "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane
of the President of the United States?" Hank answered; "Yep, it sho
"Were there any survivors?" asked the sheriff. "Nope. They's
all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself, it dun took me
most of the morning," said Hank.
The sheriff then asked, "President Obama is dead?"
"Well," Hank mumbled as he restarted his tractor, "He kept sayin' he wasn't dead, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
H/T to Rev. Gregori via Conservative Outrage.