Wednesday, October 10, 2012

Breaking News...

oh my.

Air Force One crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force, with EMT's, fire fighters, ambulances, deputies, etc.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.

The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. The sheriff rushed over to the farmer's tractor and yelled, "Hank, did you see this horrible accident happen?" Hank answered, "Yep, sho did," as he turned off the tractor's engine.

The sheriff then asked, "Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?" Hank answered; "Yep, it sho is."

"Were there any survivors?" asked the sheriff. "Nope. They's all kilt straight out. I done buried them all myself, it dun took me most of the morning," said Hank.

The sheriff then asked, "President Obama is dead?"

"Well," Hank mumbled as he restarted his tractor, "He kept sayin' he wasn't dead, but you know how bad that sumbitch lies."

H/T to Rev. Gregori via Conservative Outrage. 

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