I'm going to Walmart.
Yes, that Walmart. You know, the company that personifies corporate greed, abuser of employees, killer of small businesses, and harborers of strange looking people.
I want this lamp...
I will be dropping a trail of corn kernels to ensure my safe return. Wish me luck...
Whoa - a huge-ass storm is blowing in. High winds and rain. Maybe everyone will leave Walmart and skitter off home. I can hope.
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