Dedicated...

to all the lefty loons who visit me daily.

When you've finished watching these videos, please feel free to continue your life as before; stand in a circle with your hands over your ears and chant, "La, la, la - I don't care, I don't care.  The rich are evil."

Then pile in your gasoline-propelled flower painted VW bus, and head to your local coffee shop and drink free-trade coffee from compostable cups while bemoaning the injustices perpetrated against  Mother Earth.  When properly fortified, head to your local park and hug a tree, all the while insisting that killing a baby in the womb is a good thing because it protects the earth from the evils of over-population. Don't forget to remind each other of the evils of "organized" religion and boast that you're "spiritual" not religious and completely in touch with your inner child.   Rehash once again how everything wrong in your world can be blamed on "the man", who has kept you down.

Be sure and make time to discuss how stupid, evil, and crazy Sarah Palin and Michele Bachmann are, and pat  yourselves on the back for being members of the elitist intelligentsia.  Remind each other again why you want a government bureaucrat in Washington to make your health decisions for you.  Oh, right - because it's "freeeeee." At the end of your busy day, join hands, sing three verses of Kumbaya, contemplate your navel,  and wonder why we can't just "give peace a chance."

The first video gleefully stolen from the Reaganite Republican (love you, James), who is, without a doubt, one of the finest bloggers out there. 





How free are you?



There are weeds to be pulled,  plants to be watered, and a legally declared war on pocket gophers to be pursued. .  See you all later.