Lifeless Body of Internet Addict Found
A woman's body was found with her rear patoot melted into the nylon upholstery of her office chair. When she was located by the authorities, her hand was still curved around the cordless mouse on her desk. According to the medical examiner, it appears she expired while trying to keep up with her Google Reader.
Neighbors said she was quiet and seldom seen. If they had any idea they would have gotten help for her.
For her death to happen on the very day that the first internet addiction center opened in Fall City, WA, not far from her home in Idaho is ironic, to say the least (and very, very sad!)
The name of the deceased is being withheld until next of kin are notified.
I'll see you all tomorrow!
