Abstinence Some of the Time

From the wonderful Matthew at Creative Minority Report:

I Thought Abstinence Was Unrealistic

I love this story. CBS is reporting that a school district in Long Island, New York is urging students to abstain from touching each other due to the dangers of swine flu:

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Abstinence from touching one's friends? Come on. Give me a break. They're kids. You can't stop them from touching each other. It's just unrealistic to ask them not to touch each other, right? They're just going to do it anyway. Read the rest. As always Matthew puts it in perspective!