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Oprah just said that Obama’s speech was “transcendent” (I kid you not), and it was the “most amazing moment of my life.” Look out Eckhart Tolle. You're being dumped for the Obamanation.
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Recent comment from Tom in Vegas:
Ah, yes, Ogre Winfrey. Truly an amazing source of wisdom and philosophical understanding of human existence. By golly, if Oprah said Obama's speech was transcendent then you know it has to be true, otherwise why would she say it?? You see, a lot of people who dislike Oprah do so because their chakras are clogged with spiritual sewage. If we open ourselves and reveal the love and empathy of our inner goddess, not only will that act as "Liquid Drano" for the chakras but it will also reveal the wisdom of Oprah, and, for that matter Obama, to those unfortunate souls who cannot see it.
Also, having the right herbal blends helps out tremendously. And I strongly recommend a half hour to forty-five minutes of Yanni in the mornings, and crystal therapy in the evenings.I’ll be teaching a coarse on shamanism at the Oprah Winfrey’s Leadership Academy for Girls next month. The first lecture will focus on understanding the differences between a spiritual impulse and gas.
Tom - ROFLMAO
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Ah, yes, Ogre Winfrey. Truly an amazing source of wisdom and philosophical understanding of human existence.
By golly, if Oprah said Obama's speech was transcendent then you know it has to be true, otherwise why would she say it?? You see, a lot of people who dislike Oprah do so because their chakras are clogged with spiritual sewage. If we open ourselves and reveal the love and empathy of our inner goddess, not only will that act as "Liquid Drano" for the chakras but it will also reveal the wisdom of Oprah, and, for that matter Obama, to those unfortunate souls who cannot
Also, having the right herbal blends helps out tremendously. And I strongly recommend a half hour to forty-five minutes of Yanni in the mornings, and crystal therapy in the evenings.
I’ll be teaching a coarse on shamanism at the Oprah Winfrey’s Leadership Academy for Girls next month. The first lecture will focus on understanding the differences between a spiritual impulse and gas.
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Should read "...who cannot see it."
Hatred is not a Catholic virtue. Neither is it pretty.
Irene - I don't hate Oprah. I feel very, very sorry for her. IMHO she is a sad and lonely woman searching for fulfillment in all the wrong places. I hope that she could at least return to her Baptist roots if not the one true Church.
That being said - I refuse to not speak out about her erroneous teachings and the great damage she is doing to innocent people.
Since you are one of my favorite bloggers, I'm relieved to read that.
From time to time when we are trying to put something into words, we instead put both feet in our mouths (I know I do). Avoiding name-calling is a good start to getting the feet out.
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