After several decades of working in prisons, I have observed that most convicts have very strict moral codes... stricter than many of our cradle Catholics. It's just that there are one or two gaps in them.
Tom -- I leave both doors open in hopes someone will carry something off. But unfortunately, I don't own anything up-to-date enough to be fenceable. And my doctor doesn't let me eat Nachos.
On a side note, it is amazing but true that there are still folks in Spokane who don't lock their doors at night. There are parts of the city that still have such a low crime rate that people just don't think that they are at risk. Now, that isn't all of Spokane -- Hillyard or Felony Flats are high crime areas! But there are places where life is a bit more innocent...
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Is is just in Spokane? How about Nevada?
How about this: can you be a crminal with good morals? And is it safe to keep the front door open as long as the garage door is closed?
What if you are NOT a criminal but have bad morals anyway? And in this scenario, how big a threat are you to someone with an opened garage door?
Finally, I love NACHOS:0)
File that one in Captain Obvious's hall of records.
Tom - most of our criminals have good morals. I'm not too sure about Nevada.
I feel a Nacho attack coming on...
athanasius - well, duh - ya think? I was walking through the room when she said that and it made me stop in my tracks.
Those are the ones who worked for Enron.
After several decades of working in prisons, I have observed that most convicts have very strict moral codes... stricter than many of our cradle Catholics. It's just that there are one or two gaps in them.
Tom -- I leave both doors open in hopes someone will carry something off. But unfortunately, I don't own anything up-to-date enough to be fenceable. And my doctor doesn't let me eat Nachos.
Huh?? (my thoughts exactly)
Wow. You mean there are criminals WITHOUT questionable morals? Like Moishe down the corner says "who knew?"
On a side note, it is amazing but true that there are still folks in Spokane who don't lock their doors at night. There are parts of the city that still have such a low crime rate that people just don't think that they are at risk. Now, that isn't all of Spokane -- Hillyard or Felony Flats are high crime areas! But there are places where life is a bit more innocent...
Mark, there are many places in many cities where one needent lock the doors -- unless your house is too ostentacious.
Tracey, did I confuse you in some way?
Best sentence ever.
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