Poor peeps can buy porn with their food stamp cards so they won't be humiliated?...

as though buying porn wasn't humiliating enough.

Let me make sure I completely understand this.  The government forcibly extorts money from hard-working Americans who, as a result of the aforementioned extortion, do without many luxuries like manicures and pedicures.  The government than gives a crap-load of that money to Chase Bank (who extracts a crap-load of money off the top), and who then distributes electronic cards to "poor" people intended to be used for food to fill their distended starving bellies.

Then, instead of using the cards for food, recipients (who claim to be poor), are able to use them for the very same manicures and pedicures that the hard-working taxpayer did without in the interest of thrift.  And porn.  We know how porn "fills a need" in the daily diet of these starving "poor" people.

And, why?  Because, according to Deval Patrick, we don't want to humiliate those poor starving "poor" people. 

Have I got that about right??

From Weasel Zippers:   

Mass Gov. Deval Patrick Vetoes Ban On Using Welfare EBT Cards To Purchase Porn, Tattoos, Manicures Because It Would “Humiliate Poor People”…