Tuesday, June 28, 2011

I'm fed up...

IN RESPONSE TO THE EMAIL CONCERNING MY DOG...

Please be advised I am sick and tired of receiving questions about my dog who mauled six illegal aliens wearing Obama tee shirts, four stupid Democrats wearing Pelosi tee shirts, two rappers, nine teenagers with pants hanging down past their cracks, eight customer service desk people speaking in broken English, three flag burners, and a Pakistani taxi driver.

FOR THE LAST TIME...


 
THE DOG IS NOT FOR SALE !!!
 
 

19 comments:

  1. LOL! Makes me want to smoke.

    Guess what? Today I'm impressed with Bachmann - I think she might pull it off.

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  2. Terry - Today I'm impressed with Bachmann - I think she might pull it off.

    Take two aspirin, lay down with a cool cloth on you forehead, and the feeling will go away. heh

    My prediction? We will end up with a Bachmann/Perry or a Perry/Bachmann ticket.

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  3. Your dog should be named a national treasure. How did you make that animated smoking dog. That is priceless

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  4. Agnes - only if he gets married - he's Catholic...

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  5. Jim - it's just a gif rather than a jpeg. I'm way too stupid to do such a thing - it's called copy and paste.

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  6. Randy - only if you move to North Idaho and live in my barn. Remember - we'll Sheetrock it for you.

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  7. Well, if you ever change your mind.

    What a great animated GIF.

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  8. How 'bout just a cheek swab for cloning?

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  9. my kind of hound! :)

    does he like bourbon?

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  10. LOL! I have dibs on a pup too.

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  11. Odie - I need to learn to do that stuff...

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  12. Quite Rightly - cheek swab it will have to be to meet the demand ;-)

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  13. Blue - gin martini with two olives and a twist...

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  14. Teresa - isn't he great?? We're doing cheek swabs as per Quite Rightly so we'll have a slew of puppies in no time...

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  15. Unfortunately, I gave away a dog just like that. But it was for the best- I was running out of room to bury the illegal immigrants she dragged home. (But the friend I gave her to has over a thousand acres of forest service land behind his house, plenty of room to bury illegal immigrants she brings home.)

    Mike G.

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  16. ROF-LOL -
    what else is there to say or do :-)
    C-CS

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