I'm about to get really, really raaaaacist and declare our first "lady" seriously un-lady like...

it can't possible be more classless.

Chawing open mouthed on an apple in a hideous dress and sloppy dirty looking hair.   Yep - that's how I want the first lady to present herself.

Over on Youtube, her fans think she's really "cool."  Trust me the rest of the world is laughing. - and not in a good way.